Hey! It’s Jaws! And it’s 3D! And it’s not great! And it doesn’t make me want to go to Sea World! But hey, it’s got sharks, so I guess that’s something.

Starring Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr., and Lea Thompson. Written by Richard Matheson (?) and Carl Gottlieb. Directed by Joe Alves.